Prince Harry to marry Merkel

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Just learned that Prince Harry is to marry the German Chancellor (above). I didn’t even know they’d been dating. Each to his own, and all that, and Ms Merkel can evidently handle her beer – a fine quality in a woman, I’ve found over the years – but you’d have thought the age gap a bit excessive, leaving aside the fact that for reasons we all know only too well, Men Shouldn’t Marry.

Maybe it’s not too late. I’ll send him a signed and dedicated copy of my book The Fraud of the Rings.

6 thoughts on “Prince Harry to marry Merkel

    • I fear so, though it gives me no pleasure to say it.

      He’s so keen because he is still….(and here I’m going to use a technical term only normally used by we scientists and sub atomic particle theoretical physicists)
      ….he is still pussy whipped, having been intensely and deliberately ‘worked on’ during this introductory special offer period.

      So, how long before the cracks begin to shew?

      I am remined of a ‘paparazzi’ style picture of Diana at the gym, laying back and giving her all to the camera as only a women can.
      She KNEW she was being photographed, and THEY knew she was there, and how?
      Because she told them….

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