A short extract from a video of Harridan Harman being interviewed by the BBC – 21 seconds long, the limit of human endurance, when listening to her – whilst seemingly being transported in a spacious New York-style pimp wagon.

Will the damnable woman never retire from politics, if only to enjoy tormenting her long-suffering husband Jack Dromey MP for even more hours of the day? Somehow she didn’t insist on an all-women shortlist when he was being considered as a candidate for Birmingham Erdington, before the 2010 general election.

I hope the champagne industry is laying in stocks, in readiness for Harman’s retirement. If it’s not, there will be a global shortage of the stuff.