
Our thanks to Steve for this.
“Epic fashion fail”, eh? Or something cynically planned and executed to get free publicity for this formerly unknown shrinking violet, now apparently keen to sexually objectify herself? This sort of thing never happened to Margaret Thatcher or Ann Widdecombe.
I’ve seen better legs on a Jack Russell Terrier. Why is it the fashion these days for laydees with such lovely blonde hair to always dye the roots black? Who is she, by the way? Has she sung anything I might know?
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No idea who she is either but the pic definitely redefines the term ‘snatching a photograph’. 🙂
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Perfect anagram there…
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Did you mean to write ‘Spoonerism’ here?
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It’s that as well, as I guess is often the case.
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Thanks MDLL. I invite you to send me a photo of the Jack Russell Terrier in question. No rush, take your time.
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The 10″ x 8″ glossy is in the post.
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Hello Boys!…erm… I mean How DARE you OBJECTIFY ME!!
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“This sort of thing never happened to Margaret Thatcher or Ann Widdecombe.”
They always went somewhere in public wear underwear one assumes. Also, because politics is show biz for ugly people and this was in pre-feminist times, they got to where they were through brains and hard work, instead of publicly displaying their shaven twat to everyone and playing the victim…
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Never mind about the dress, why has she got “Property of Shanghai Noodle Factory” written on her leg?
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I’m not sure that the ownership is valid anymore, I think that the Shanghai Noodle Factory sold off all of their advertising legs when they went bust.
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Seriously though, why, when a woman deliberately exposes her genitals at a “red carpet” event is it called “a fashion fail” and a bit of a laugh, but were a man to expose his todging tackle in public it would be “five years banged up and a daily signature on the sicko register for life”? Equality really does work in mysterious ways.
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I believe the phrase “Four legs good, two legs bad” explains this strange disjuncture between a woman doing something (“Good”) and a man doing the exact same thing (“Bad”). The legal doctrine is known as “the guilty penis”, although I’m told it sounds better in the original Latin.
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I plead ‘coles reus’, m’Lud.
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Our typical present day ‘ lady’. That’s why our present day gentlemen need adapting their behavior in order to be compatible with today’s ‘ ladies’ . Because we are still in the Victorian mode and it does not work for us anymore…
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Halsey who?
is she one of the epic fail talent of the x factor/ voice crowd ??
she looks more plastic than barbie..
no doubt if this is a publicity stunt then maybe she need to get her bottom half alopecia sorted out and then join the likes of rose mcGowan in her need for attention #LOOKATMETOO..
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But, can she sing? Isn’t that the important thing?
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