With sales of Feminism: the ugly truth running at such a high level, I shall start to explore the possibility of buying a villa on the French Riviera – one with a large outdoor pool, obviously – an ambition since I wrote my international bestselling travelogue Two Men in a car (a businessman, a chauffeur, and their holidays in France). I’ll ask one of the interns – Petronella, possibly, or maybe Harriet, or Yvette – to start checking out suitable properties online tomorrow morning.