It transpires one of our supporters has a certain genius as a lyric writer. He’s just posted the following in response to today’s news that we’ve awarded Caroline Criado-Perez our ‘Whiny Woman of the Month” award, just days after she won our ‘Lying Woman of the Month’ award. Enjoy:
“Experimental direct mind translation device upgraded to included musical brainwaves. Here are the latest test subject results. Tune sounds similar to Delilah.
I saw the light on the night that I passed by my twitter
I saw the flickering tweets flooding from her mind.
She was a woman
As she decried me I read them and made up my mind.
Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah
Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah
I could see that girl was no good for me
But I was sure she deserved an award for free
At break of day when the tweets stop coming, I was waiting
I sent an email to her address which she opened in awe
she sat there laughing
then she understood the email and she laughed no more
Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah
Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah
So before you start to whine more and more
Forgive me Caroline ah I just couldn’t take any more
she sat there laughing
then she understood the email and she laughed no more
Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah
Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah
So before we award you even more
Forgive me Caroline ah I just couldn’t take any more
Forgive me Caroline ah I just couldn’t take any more”
