Our thanks to Paul for this. The start of the piece:
SEATTLE (CN) – Any person of ordinary intelligence should know what “anal cleft” means, an attorney for a Washington state city told a Ninth Circuit panel Monday, arguing the city’s new dress code for scantily clad bikini baristas is not unconstitutionally vague and should be allowed to stand.
The city of Everett approved two ordinances requiring employees of “quick-service” restaurants to wear at least shorts and a tank top, and restricting how much of a person’s anal cleft or woman’s breast can be publicly exposed.
A search of this website reveals these are the first uses of the term “anal cleft” in its six years of existence.
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