Our thanks to HappyCheese for this, a ludicrous tract on why men should cover the costs of first dates. Mainly, because of the gender pay gap, innit? An extract:
Ultimately, equality is not the same as equity. Equality is everyone getting the exact same pair of shoes. Equity is everyone getting a pair of shoes that fits them. In good relationships, people will strive for equity.
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