Our thanks to Neville for this:
A 60yo man takes his wife with him on a hunting trip in the Rocky Mountains. He’s gone on many hunting trips before, this is her first time. After an hour walking trough the forest, he has a heart attack, and lies motionless on the ground.
His wife becomes hysterical and calls 911. Between sobs, she says to the man on the phone, “I’m on a hunting trip with my husband, he’s just had a heart attack, I think he might be dead.”
The man replies, “Well, can you make 100% sure?” She agrees to.
A few seconds later, two rifle shots ring out. The wife returns to the phone, and says, “OK, he’s DEFINITELY dead now. What next?”