Shaunna Littlewood, 26, self-confessed ‘monster’ who tied her best friend to the bed after night drinking together, then stabbed her 17 times while saying ‘sorry Princess’, is jailed for life for attempted murder. (‘Life’ in this case is a minimum of seven years, because vagina.)
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Seven years, during which time she’ll have more girl-on-girl sex than she’s previously dreamed of, she will instigate episode after episode of vicious violence in gaol, the taxpayer will fund a cocktail of drugs to keep her up, down and sideways and then she’ll be released into a harsh regime of once-a-month or once-every-two-month voluntary meetings with a social worker. The social worker will help organise her benefits-funded housing, and then the violence will begin all over again – so she’ll come back before a judge who will conclude that prison hasn’t “helped her” and who will instead hand down a sentence of – social workers, hugs and yet more drugs.
I wonder what nickname the inmates of her cell block will give her, and what the process of being chosen as her luckless cellmate will be called; obviously the H & K cockmeat sandwich one will be right out. Face first down the love tunnel perhaps?
See, this is why it’s a shame mainland Britain doesn’t have an organised crime tradition to match Northern Ireland’s paramilitaries or Italy’s various crime syndicates. Look at that mugshot and tell me she wouldn’t be a perfect mob footsoldier like the Sopranos’ Christopher Moltisanti (being facetious here). The outlet for her “talents” just doesn’t exist in modern society, sigh.
“Catherine Silverton, defending, said her client had no memory of carrying out the attack and suffers from post traumatic stress disorder which led to a mental health problem known as emotionally unstable personality disorder.”
A cynical person might say if emotional instability is a mental illness now, most women qualify as f***ing psychos; but even I have to admit that most women don’t stab their best friend multiple times, so perhaps she’s just a terrifying, terrible human being instead of someone we should pity?
You say her sentence is too short, but if her victim was a man then how long do you think she would have got?
Probably ZERO prison time! In fact, most likely he’d be the one who’d serve the prison time for trying to rape her. The media would come out with some sob story about how he tried to rape her and she ‘bravely’ fought him off, frantically stabbing him 17 times in desperation blah blah blah…
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Seven years, during which time she’ll have more girl-on-girl sex than she’s previously dreamed of, she will instigate episode after episode of vicious violence in gaol, the taxpayer will fund a cocktail of drugs to keep her up, down and sideways and then she’ll be released into a harsh regime of once-a-month or once-every-two-month voluntary meetings with a social worker. The social worker will help organise her benefits-funded housing, and then the violence will begin all over again – so she’ll come back before a judge who will conclude that prison hasn’t “helped her” and who will instead hand down a sentence of – social workers, hugs and yet more drugs.
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“Seven years, during which time she’ll have more girl-on-girl sex than she’s previously dreamed of…”
Indeed, much like Big Bob does in one of the Harold and Kumar movies: https://youtu.be/yNMTNdh4FJM
I wonder what nickname the inmates of her cell block will give her, and what the process of being chosen as her luckless cellmate will be called; obviously the H & K cockmeat sandwich one will be right out. Face first down the love tunnel perhaps?
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See, this is why it’s a shame mainland Britain doesn’t have an organised crime tradition to match Northern Ireland’s paramilitaries or Italy’s various crime syndicates. Look at that mugshot and tell me she wouldn’t be a perfect mob footsoldier like the Sopranos’ Christopher Moltisanti (being facetious here). The outlet for her “talents” just doesn’t exist in modern society, sigh.
“Catherine Silverton, defending, said her client had no memory of carrying out the attack and suffers from post traumatic stress disorder which led to a mental health problem known as emotionally unstable personality disorder.”
A cynical person might say if emotional instability is a mental illness now, most women qualify as f***ing psychos; but even I have to admit that most women don’t stab their best friend multiple times, so perhaps she’s just a terrifying, terrible human being instead of someone we should pity?
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I’m calling “Sister Fister” as her prison nickname.
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You say her sentence is too short, but if her victim was a man then how long do you think she would have got?
Probably ZERO prison time! In fact, most likely he’d be the one who’d serve the prison time for trying to rape her. The media would come out with some sob story about how he tried to rape her and she ‘bravely’ fought him off, frantically stabbing him 17 times in desperation blah blah blah…
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