3 thoughts on “Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve her faeces after Tinder date”

  1. (Singing)
    “Oh dear what can the matter be,
    one young lady got stuck in the lavatory,
    there was a ‘to do’ to to rescue her poo,
    it got trapped by the pane and drove her insane,
    the fireman were needed their duty exceeded,
    the story’s so queer but the moral is clear,
    don’t be tempted to rush it much better flush it,
    so that’s the sad tale but luck did prevail,
    and next time she sits and does what she will,
    she’ll heave on the chain not over the sill.”

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