Predictable. The judges really must start presenting Nobel Prizes on the grounds of sex rather than merit. And white sprinters in Olympics 100 metres sprint competitions must be given a head start – 10 metres should suffice – so they can ‘compete’ with black sprinters.

Prejudice against white sprinters has gone on for far too long, and cannot be accepted any longer. This is 2016.

10 metres ahead of white male sprinters we can have black female sprinters, and 10 metres ahead of them, white female sprinters. 10 metres ahead of them, obese sprinters (any gender or colour), and 10 metres ahead of them, heavy smokers with hacking coughs. Everyone should then have an equal chance of ‘winning’. Equality is a fine thing.

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