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A young Lotto winner has split from her boyfriend after setting him a hilarious list of rules for his lads’ holiday to Ibiza.
Jane Park warned Connor George not to “speak to girls” and “avoid eye contact” while on the party island.
The 20-year-old – who scooped the £1 million Euromillions prize at the age of 17 – also warned Connor he would be drugs tested and his phoned (sic) checked for girls’ numbers upon his return.
Jane, from Edinburgh, even threatened to check 21-year-old Connor’s penis for any secret tattoos.
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