4 thoughts on “Fireworks ‘nothing but sky-penises raping an innocent atmosphere’, claims militant feminist

  1. Mrs Gruff and I have just spent an hour and a half raping sky fairies. We’ve been together for twenty tears and never let off a sky penis so this year we thought we’d have some fun. She particularly enjoyed the screams of the raped sky fairies as the sky penises exploded, and the giant sparklers.

    know that the the plural of penis is penes but that’s so out of date patriarchy now.

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