Our thanks to Ian for another of his contributions to our ever-expanding ‘You couldn’t make this s*** up’ file. If the map leads to feminists staying away from the Grand Union Canal in Berkhamsted, the local residents will surely be happier, local house prices will rise sharply…

Perhaps the whole canal and its footpaths could be designated the UK’s first feminist-free zone? A small step on the way to making the whole country feminist-free, perhaps. Now wouldn’t that make for a more contended, less dysfunctional country to live in? Here’s the map.