Caroline Criado-Perez – ‘Whiny Woman of the Month’

Posted on April 9, 2014 by Mike Buchanan

[Note added 10.4.14: This piece inspired a supporter to write some lyrics to be sung to the tune of the Tom Jones classic, Delilah. It starts, ‘Whine, whine, whine, Caroline…’. Enjoy:

http://j4mb.org.uk/2014/04/09/to-the-tune-of-the-tom-jones-classic-song-delilah-whine-whine-whine-caroline/ ]

After presenting Caroline Criado-Perez with our ‘Lying Woman of the Month’ award, I mused that in the light of her emotive response to my polite email, she was a strong contender for this month’s ‘Whiny Woman of the Month’ award. We’ve had so many emails saying she MUST win the award, that we’ve decided to present it to her. Here’s her award certificate:

140409 Caroline Criado-Perez, Whiny Woman of the Month, April 2014

 

About Mike Buchanan

I'm a men's human rights advocate, writer, and publisher. My primary focus is leading the political party I launched in 2013, Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them). I still work actively on two campaigns I launched in early 2012, Campaign for Merit in Business and the Anti-Feminism League. In 2014 I launched The Alternative Sexism Project, aiming to raise public understanding that the sexism faced by men and boys has far more grievous consequences than the sexism faced by women and girls.
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  • Experimental direct mind translation device upgraded to included musical brainwaves. Here are the latest test subject results. Tune sounds similar to Delilah.

    I saw the light on the night that I passed by my twitter
    I saw the flickering tweets flooding from her mind.
    She was a woman
    As she decried me I read them and made up my mind.
    Whine, Whine, whine Caroline ah
    Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah

    I could see that girl was no good for me
    But I was sure she deserved an award for free

    At break of day when the tweets stop coming, I was waiting
    I sent an email to her address which she opened in awe
    she sat there laughing
    then she understood the email and she laughed no more
    Whine, Whine, whine Caroline ah
    Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah
    So before you start to whine more and more
    Forgive me Caroline ah I just counldn’t take any more

    she sat there laughing
    then she understood the email and she laughed no more
    Whine, Whine, whine Caroline ah
    Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah

    So before we award you even more
    Forgive me Caroline ah I just couldn’t take any more
    Forgive me Caroline ah I just couldn’t take any more

    • Haha thanks John, you’re a genius. That deserves its own post… coming up!

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