http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600156/Wicked-witch-stole-100-000-dementia-sufferer-mother-Daughter-faces-jail-using-money-feed-online-bingo-habit.html
The judge clearly fancies himself as a comedian:
She denied theft, but admitted fraud. Sentencing was adjourned and judge Mark Eades said she should be prepared for a custodial sentence.
Yeah, righto, Marko.