Our thanks to a number of supporters for sending us links to this story. We weren’t going to feature it, but VG sent a link along with the suggested title, ‘Men pull a woman out of the shit… again’, and we simply couldn’t resist. Enjoy:
http://news.sky.com/story/1236556/girl-gets-stuck-in-drain-after-dropping-phone
Justice for Men & Boys 
“I wasn’t really even stuck, I just needed somebody to help lift me out but my mum got all panicky.”
The obesity epidemic strikes again. She doesn’t look that fat, and that’s the problem: our standards for what counts as fat have shifted. Be that as it may, she simply lacked the strength to shift her own bodyweight.
“When they pulled me out I ran straight home and jumped in the bath. I think it was just water but I wasn’t taking any chances.”
God knows how she’ll be getting out of that.
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When I saw the heading, I thought it must be the Maria Miller story!
David
Sent from my Xperia™ smartphone
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