Our thanks to L for this:
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/ways-to-please-a-man#slide-1
Our personal favourite:
#9 Pretend you care what he’s talking about.
Just nod and smile and you’ll get through this.
Is it just us, or do #24 and #25 reveal a certain lack of… er… effort on the part of the writer?