Former STV presenter & SNP conference host Hayley Matthews faces jail after nicking £120k from mum’s bank account

Appalling. The judge is clearly a comedian:

Sheriff Stirling continued Matthews bail and called for background reports.

The law chief said: “I will continue with bail but you must understand you may face custody when you return to you should make arrangements to be absent from your family.”

[J4MB: She won’t get a custodial sentence because vagina.]

One thought on “Former STV presenter & SNP conference host Hayley Matthews faces jail after nicking £120k from mum’s bank account

  1. I expect suspended at worse. Meanwhile in the local news appeared this story of a Female Diver striking a blow for equality by going on a very fast waterslide. It seems the sign warning women not to use it wasn’t a symbol of the Patriarchy limiting women’s choices, but because of a very practical problem due to the female anatomy. Female diver’s instant regret after ignoring ‘no women’ sign at water park – Manchester Evening News

    It seems though having a vagina may give you many privileges in life, but shooting down a waterslide may uncover a difficulty! Yet another example of those physical differences constantly “re discovered”.

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