Our thanks to Paolo for this. Another story for our overflowing “You couldn’t make this s*** up!” filing cabinet. I think we can all agree Gwyneth Paltrow allegedly has a particularly fragrant v****a, possibly uniquely fragrant. Classy lady.

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