Only I prefer dandelions harvested on or after the Ides of March by the light of the full moon, as I believe that to be more in harmony with the movements of Uranus.
So to back up this claim, here are MY predictions for 2018.
January: will be wet and cold as will February.
This year March will follow February, and will be fickle and blustery.
April: Tony Blair will further condemn Brexit saying that just because the people voted for it does not make it democratic but, more to the point, he stands to make quite a lot of money so can we stay in please.
Yes, he really is that venal.
May: The Prime Minister is also called May, so there.
June: Germaine Greer, a well known Australian gob on a stick, reveals she’s ‘just remembered’ being raped by Edward Heath forty yeas ago after being tricked into accepting an offer to “Come and admire his block and tackle in action” on board Morning Cloud, and see the “abundant spume dripping off his main mast” after a stiff sou’ westerly blow.
July: Feminists like Duly Swindle, Kate Halfwit, Caitlin Moron, Emma Sulkybitch etc.etc. will talk bo**ocks every hour, on the hour.
Depend upon it.
August: will be humid and unpleasant, with surprise thunderstorms, and the papers will print even more rubbish than usual.
September: The dandelions are telling me that Ukip leader Henry Bolton’s new girlfriend, twice his height and half his age, will have left him by now after discovering he’s not got as much money as she thought he had.
October: will be bad for trees this year,
leaves will die and drop off.
November: I see big fires, loud noises and flashes in the sky everywhere.
I detect a disturbance in the force which is Mother Gaia saying she’s angry with us.
December: This will be the month to celebrate the coming of the Lord of Economic Abundance – as long you don’t let some old religous tosh get in the way that is.
Well now, there you have it.
Am I right, or am I right?
Absolute proof that a common garden weed knows better than we do.
Perhaps the Army has the way forward ” In the armed forces, there are far fewer women in the lower ranks than men, particularly in combat roles…….. There are proportionally more women in officer ranks.” Men in the tough jobs women in the nice jobs. Certainly one suspects Cambridgeshire Police have the same plan as they top the women paid more league.
Justice for Men & Boys 
Worthy of The Daily Mash.
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Now, here’s a funny thing.
I can do that too, as it happens.
Only I prefer dandelions harvested on or after the Ides of March by the light of the full moon, as I believe that to be more in harmony with the movements of Uranus.
So to back up this claim, here are MY predictions for 2018.
January: will be wet and cold as will February.
This year March will follow February, and will be fickle and blustery.
April: Tony Blair will further condemn Brexit saying that just because the people voted for it does not make it democratic but, more to the point, he stands to make quite a lot of money so can we stay in please.
Yes, he really is that venal.
May: The Prime Minister is also called May, so there.
June: Germaine Greer, a well known Australian gob on a stick, reveals she’s ‘just remembered’ being raped by Edward Heath forty yeas ago after being tricked into accepting an offer to “Come and admire his block and tackle in action” on board Morning Cloud, and see the “abundant spume dripping off his main mast” after a stiff sou’ westerly blow.
July: Feminists like Duly Swindle, Kate Halfwit, Caitlin Moron, Emma Sulkybitch etc.etc. will talk bo**ocks every hour, on the hour.
Depend upon it.
August: will be humid and unpleasant, with surprise thunderstorms, and the papers will print even more rubbish than usual.
September: The dandelions are telling me that Ukip leader Henry Bolton’s new girlfriend, twice his height and half his age, will have left him by now after discovering he’s not got as much money as she thought he had.
October: will be bad for trees this year,
leaves will die and drop off.
November: I see big fires, loud noises and flashes in the sky everywhere.
I detect a disturbance in the force which is Mother Gaia saying she’s angry with us.
December: This will be the month to celebrate the coming of the Lord of Economic Abundance – as long you don’t let some old religous tosh get in the way that is.
Well now, there you have it.
Am I right, or am I right?
Absolute proof that a common garden weed knows better than we do.
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Would that she would. Her “pay gap” stuff published to just add to the envy and conflict (as well as costs). http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42580194
Perhaps the Army has the way forward ” In the armed forces, there are far fewer women in the lower ranks than men, particularly in combat roles…….. There are proportionally more women in officer ranks.” Men in the tough jobs women in the nice jobs. Certainly one suspects Cambridgeshire Police have the same plan as they top the women paid more league.
Cambridgeshire Police 12.9% higher for women
Unilever UK limited 8.8% higher
Evans Cycles 6.5% higher
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