Our thanks to an Australian MRA for this:
How many MRAs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to hold back the feminist protesters who are complaining there aren’t enough women in light bulb changing.
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Ha ha.. yep.. funny. Like the idea of having a male actor play Miss Marple in a new series of Agatha Christie plays : ‘Mr Marple’.. That is long overdue. Well, you know, we’ve got the essential female Dr Who now, to balance things out, because women are as good as men you know, even the fictitious time-travellers ones.
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Murder He Wrote should be a big hit
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How many feminists, etc.
It’s actually 12:
One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”, one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing” men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
(With acknowledgements to ‘MrBig97’ !)
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Yes indeed. If I wasn’t so angry about all this feminasty crap I’d laugh out loud. Your words are too truthful…
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