A female presenter on BBC News 24 has just reported excitedly that some random British women’s soccer team beat another one 2:0 (or maybe it was 2:1, I can’t recall – but really, who cares?). The winning team won thanks to an own goal and a penalty, but thankfully the BBC spared us the embarrassing video footage, so we should definitely carry on paying our licence fees to fund the Feminist Broadcasting Service.

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