Roweena Russell is the grim organizer of the North East Feminist Gathering. She’s cut from the same cloth as the hatchet-faced Gender Studies ‘academics’ who don’t have seminars, they have ‘ovulars’. NEFG twists ‘Open mic’ sessions into homophonic ‘Open Mike’ sessions so as to object to them, and replace them with ‘Open Mary’ sessions. How utterly miserable and misandrous would you have to be, to do that? I expect the woman is an admirer of Andrea Dworkin.

Ms Russell wins this month’s award for lies she made in the course of a discussion with me on BBC Radio Tees recently, prompted by the admission policy of the Great Ayton Conservative Club. Her award certificate is here: