[Note added 10.4.14: This piece inspired a supporter to write some lyrics to be sung to the tune of the Tom Jones classic, Delilah. It starts, ‘Whine, whine, whine, Caroline…’. Enjoy:
After presenting Caroline Criado-Perez with our ‘Lying Woman of the Month’ award, I mused that in the light of her emotive response to my polite email, she was a strong contender for this month’s ‘Whiny Woman of the Month’ award. We’ve had so many emails saying she MUST win the award, that we’ve decided to present it to her. Here’s her award certificate:
140409 Caroline Criado-Perez, Whiny Woman of the Month, April 2014
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Experimental direct mind translation device upgraded to included musical brainwaves. Here are the latest test subject results. Tune sounds similar to Delilah.
I saw the light on the night that I passed by my twitter
I saw the flickering tweets flooding from her mind.
She was a woman
As she decried me I read them and made up my mind.
Whine, Whine, whine Caroline ah
Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah
I could see that girl was no good for me
But I was sure she deserved an award for free
At break of day when the tweets stop coming, I was waiting
I sent an email to her address which she opened in awe
she sat there laughing
then she understood the email and she laughed no more
Whine, Whine, whine Caroline ah
Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah
So before you start to whine more and more
Forgive me Caroline ah I just counldn’t take any more
she sat there laughing
then she understood the email and she laughed no more
Whine, Whine, whine Caroline ah
Whine, whine, whine Caroline ah
So before we award you even more
Forgive me Caroline ah I just couldn’t take any more
Forgive me Caroline ah I just couldn’t take any more
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Haha thanks John, you’re a genius. That deserves its own post… coming up!
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