Our thanks to Jeff for pointing us to this story. It would appear both men and women need to be wary of teenage girls at fish counters in supermarkets:

http://home.bt.com/news/oddnews/apology-for-fish-slap-woman-11363889638021

The story inevitably brought to mind a short but priceless Monty Python sketch. Our thanks to George for sending us this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4