I’ve just ordered the Kindle edition of the Collins English Dictionary and Thesaurus, a steal at £1.99. I can now read it along with the other books in my Kindle library on my PC and Amazon Fire tablet, the latter of which is now so heavy (because my Kindle library is substantial) that I can barely lift it off the table.

I turned to the page which defined feminism, and found the usual nonsense, “A doctrine or movement that advocates equal rights for women”:

My eye was caught, however, by the word “femininism”. Hey, we’re all femininists!!!