Our thanks to Mike P for this. Extracts:

An M&S manager who stuffed cocaine and ecstasy pills down her bra has admitted dealing drugs at a famous nightclub. Bouncers found 60 pills behind Charlotte Fennessy’s bra strap before she was arrested at Fabric in London.

Alongside the pills – which contained ecstasy – was 331 milligrams of cocaine for personal use…

The judge, Mr Recorder John Ryder told Fennessy: ‘You were immediately cooperative.

“You are now usefully and successfully employed.

“I have no doubt that you have suffered tremendous anxiety as a result of this. [J4MB: Oh no! A female criminal has suffered anxiety as a result of being caught!!! What can the judge do to help rather than punish her? Can you guess, dear reader? Yes, the usual…]

“You are not going to prison, either immediately or by way of a suspended sentence. [J4MB: She’d only have become accountable for this crime after a suspended sentence if she’d re-offended – even then, the chance of her going to prison would have been no higher than the chance of Jeremy Clarkson becoming pregnant. The judge has relieved her of even that possible punishment.]

“I think you made a mistake and a very serious one. You have likely learned an immense amount from it.”

She’s certainly learned an immense amount from it – that, as a woman, she won’t be held accountable for her crimes, as a man would certainly be. The law is an ass, likewise Mr Recorder John Ryder.

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