The J4MB Pipe Smokers Club

From the website of the Pipe Club of London:

In the autumn of 1969, one in seven was a pipesmoker [J4MB: one in seven men, hopefully] – slogans such as “men of action smoke pipes” and “the successful man smokes a pipe” abounded in smoking literature and the second issue of Pipe Line magazine, winter 69/70, contained an article by Mr Alfred Dunhill entitled “The Making of a Perfect Pipe.”

I don’t know the proportion of British men who smoke a pipe today, but it’s far lower than 50 years ago.

Recent research by cultural historians at the University of Leighton Buzzard demonstrated a clear causal link between the decline in pipe smoking in the UK, and the rise of feminism. The findings have yet to be published online, but we’ll publish the report as soon as it’s made available.

Given the causal link, it’s clearly important to reverse the decline in pipe smoking in the UK, to reverse the influence of feminism. Pipe smoking needs to become fashionable again, for men of all ages to discover (or re-discover) the pleasures of the habit. With this in mind, as a pipe smoker for many years, I’m today launching the J4MB Pipe Smokers Club. If you’re already a pipe smoker, and have a potential interest in joining the club – there will be no subscription fees – please contact me (mike@j4mb.org.uk). The range and nature of activities will be wholly dependent on the members.

The club will only admit male members – perhaps I could have phrased that better – but anti-feminist ladies will be permitted at events as guests of club members, so long as they’re smoking. Elizabeth Hobson, who much appreciates the occasional small Havana, is looking forward to joining us. Last year we recorded our first joint Xmas message in the smoking lounge of the oldest cigar merchant in the world, JJ Fox, on St James’s Street, London – here (video, 27:13). We’ll be recording the next one in December. Maybe we’ll hold the occasional club meeting there.

Finally, I thought readers of this piece might be amused by my experience of ordering a pipe stand from Amazon today. It’s difficult to imagine how a pipe stand per se could be injurious to health, but people ordering the item have to be at least 18 years of age, and show proof of age when the item is delivered – details here. Being 61, I look forward to the delivery driver demanding, with a straight face, that I show him proof of my age.

Happy smoking.

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