Predictably, several activists have targeted Mike as we sat in the garden of The Regal, and covered him in milkshake. One offender has been apprehended by Natty Kadifa and Jordan Holbrook and the police are on their way to the scene. Descriptions of the rest have been given to the police and they are clearly visible on CCTV. We will be pressing charges. Note: Natty’s baby boy was distressed by the commotion.

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