Nasreen Knight, 37, millionaire City trader, was jailed for slashing her husband with a knife after finding out he was having an affair with her friend. Sentenced to 15 months in prison, she’s been freed on appeal after just three months, ‘so she can be with her children’.

Our thanks to Mike P for this. Any father who’d committed the violent crimes Nasreen Knight did would be considered a danger to his children, and probably never see them again. Magically, because vagina, the children are the key to Knight’s early release. The start of the piece:

A millionaire city trader who attacked her husband with a knife after he had an affair has been freed on appeal by top judges – so she can be with her children after just three months in prison.

Nasreen Alexandra Knight, 37, cut Julian Knight’s hand with a blade, broke his glasses, repeatedly punched him and rammed her car into his after finding out he was having a relationship with her former friend, Erika Hillyer.

Mother-of four-Knight also threatened to kill her husband’s new partner, who was forced to hide after Knight turned up drunk at her ex’s £1million farm house in Hough on the Hill, Lincolnshire, and hunted around the property for her love rival with a knife.

She also punched Ms Hillyer and tore out clumps of her hair before she was arrested.

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